Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit

"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

by Eveklue April 6, 2022

Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.

The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women

by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020

Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants

"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"

by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 13, 2021

squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021