Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 8, 2015

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

by Budway November 19, 2004

smash peice

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ September 7, 2006