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Jose sir

most skibidi teacher one can ever have, his skibidi rizz is so much that he can skibidi rizz up your baddie and take her away to his secret layer in ohio.
Amongus : "Hey that guys a real jose sir"
Rizzler From Oz : "i know right he skibidi rizzed up my baddie yesterday while i was goon maxing"
Amongus : "He is so skibidi"
by Skibidi Rizller from Gotham August 28, 2024
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rand sir

smokes with his ex "khule mien" passes mixed signals, love bongs safed bal, bhudapa, hot pot you will like to eat, dominant, sixy, sucksome, chusi dena pasand hai.
he is a rand sir
by sucksum August 12, 2024
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Sir Broski

The sickest, most polish, most professional, broski. There is an assigned number of Sir Broski's active in the world and you might not know 'bout that shit, fo' shizzle my nizzle
That motherfucka Rob Gronkowski is a major Sir Broski. (53/1300)
by Sir Broski October 21, 2017
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sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly
look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry
by tsunami2474 June 9, 2022
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sir papa

a very nice friend who you can always count on. yes they may be ignoring ur texts for hours but they are very extremely funny‼️ will support you in some decisions. makes fun of ppl often. and will tag u in the most random videos. and a baka onichan san sensei ofc!
sir papa is smart !!
by sir papa the second March 23, 2021
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Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart
Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple
by PounderProductions July 9, 2025
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Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013
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