a shift

a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis

Trent: Bro, Melvin told me to fuck off and get out of his life last week, now he's saying i love you and acting like a mate

Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.

by the original t-bag March 13, 2009

C-Shift

The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.

Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

Shitty Dick Syndrome

Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.

After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.

by Phrygian Phrasing May 11, 2008

shitty shitty bang bang

1. Bad sex. Any situation in which you would define a certain time when your fuck was "Shitty"
(This term partially derives from the popular kids movie, "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang")

NOTE: this word is also commonly used as 'Pretty Shitty Bang Bang'

shitty bang bangpretty shitty bang bang rick robertson CSCA gangbang

Damn. That hobag gave me a shitty shitty bang bang last night.

Get the fuck out bitch! That was a shitty shitty bang bang!

All the kids that were raped by Mr. Robertson described it as a "Pretty Shitty Bang Bang"

by CHINAboyyy and Mr. Black Man. April 11, 2005

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

Shitty face!

Used basically like “psych!” After you have said something false to trick someone (and are believed), you say “shitty face!” For added effect, you can prolong the “ay” sound and/or drop the “s” sound in “face” entirely.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard Marisa likes you, man!
Guy 2: Really?! Wow!
Guy 1: Shitty face! (Or “shitty faaaaaaaace!”)

by Jose Blose February 27, 2018

stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

by natty-ice June 14, 2009