warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.

This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.

by hipsterhip November 18, 2019

Bleaker seats

The mid section between nose bleed section and,(OR) high nose (sideline section) of an NFL stadium seating arrangement. Preferably known as mid section seating.

I got tickets to the lions game! "Bleaker seats are the best!"

by Defiant definition November 21, 2019

Seat Aarona

When the name Aaron is mixed with the german car "Seat Arona".
It is possible that Aaron merges with the car and becomes a fast boy.

The Seat Aarona drives faaaast.

by Cinniminnihalal April 29, 2019

Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019

Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019

Fecked Seat

A form for banning fugly seats in the barbers whenever a droob comes to die.

Ooh,fecked seat sucks especially when a male does that.

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019