Wet Russian

A beverage consisting of chilled sweetened coffee with milk and vodka

A variation on the White Russian cocktail

"Wet" implies that the beverage is orgasmic

After I drank half my frappuccinno, I put 4 ounces of Grey Goose in the bottle, shook it up, and chugged that Wet Russian.

by elsanth July 5, 2009

Russian Trombone

When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.

Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones

by Juventude September 12, 2017

old russian

you put your finger in your ass and put it in someone else's face.

jill used her finger to old russian charlie. charlie then killed her with a sponge bob toy. ???????????????????

by old greg baileys May 1, 2009

Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.

Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

black russian

An alcoholic drink: one part of kalhua and three parts of vodka; serve in a tumbler glass with plenty of ice cubes

Black Russian is great for after dinner

by Pierre Sm May 5, 2006

Russian Peppermint

a rather disgusting thing that certain, strange, people do.
Its where a guy eats out a girl while she is on her period, Then proceeds to make out with her, while the substance(s) are still in his mouth, or her mouth, whatever floats your boat, and she swallows said substances.

Johnny: did you hear about how Carly got a Russian Peppermint from Carl?

Matt : ew ew ew...thats sick dude....

by PuddingxPerfect June 4, 2009

russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise

Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.

by PMDelicious July 23, 2009