As defined in Sabrina The Teenage Witch Ep #13 "Jenny's Non-Dream" by the Rule Keeper stating Rule 803
by Hrliss July 11, 2009
Get the Rule 803 mug.The epitome of cool. The highest level on the coolness rating scale. The coolest guy in school. The "big man on campus." See also- "Riley."
by MN-Gal February 3, 2010
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by -meh...my name doesn't matter August 9, 2010
Get the Rule 412 mug.1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
Get the Rules of Lingerie Shopping mug.A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.
P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)
P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)
Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"
Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"
Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.
by P.K.T June 3, 2004
Get the Ja-rule mug.When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
by bryan C. July 23, 2007
Get the Gas Station Rule mug.V, Adj. past tense: Describes an American Football Quarterback who ever throws, underthrows, throws interceptions in the endzones, throws the ball to a lineman, figures out a way to make a forward shovel pass go incomplete. One of his best plays is playing wide receiver when the wildcat offense is run or giving the ball to Jahvid Best. The best play is when he is on the sideline or gets hit so hard he might have to leave the game.
Wow, that quarterback sure Kevin Riley'd tonight. He was 15 for 40 in passing and threw the ball to a lineman who could have very well been the MVP. What an idiot.
We won the game today because our Kevin Riley'd quarterback was injured and Jahvid Best played quarterback for us.
We won the game today because our Kevin Riley'd quarterback was injured and Jahvid Best played quarterback for us.
by Anusman2009 October 4, 2009
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