The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

Roman

You are blessed if you have a man named Roman. T. you must treat him like a GOD!!!!!

Bless the GODS named Roman

by Ceaser13 October 11, 2023

Roman

you are blessed if you have guy named Roman you must treat him lake a god

treat roman like a god

by Ceaser13 October 11, 2023

Roman Reigns

The current universal wwe champion, who thinks he's gigachad

Roman Reigns looks like gigachad

by S0mejawa October 24, 2023

Roman Empire

Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.

For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.

"Sharkboy and Lavagirl are each other's Roman Empire. Just like Mickey Mouse with the ears."

by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023

Roman Reigns

1/3 of the faction The Shield with partners Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose. 2023 now the Tribal Chief and the most dominant wrestler of this modern era. The bloodline is the greatest faction of all time with an incredible story. But Roman Reigns has over 1136 days of being the champ and is not dropping it anytime soon.

Paul Heyman: The greatest performance in the history of Roman Reigns’ carrer. The most violent, the most diabolical, the most dangerous of beast slayer, a conquerer conquerer, the goat of all goats. So that they say at the end of the match ladies and gentlemen your winner the ultimate needle mover, the head of the table, the tribal chief, in god mode himself ROMAN REIGNS.

by DegroasTamone November 5, 2023