Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)

I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.

by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011

key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.

A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.

by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013

Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb

That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!

by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017

James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick

Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though

by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc

I have to learn how to read people

by The muscle April 21, 2025

Read their rights

To respectfully or disrespectfully check a person. To put them in their place.

I just had to read their rights to these racist people

by Messy Vagina April 16, 2025