Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.

Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!

by Vakotus September 6, 2016

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).

Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.

by PQbitch January 23, 2020

queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.

Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?

by domylaundry November 6, 2017

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009