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potty khao

Eat Shit.

"Potty" from the general term given to brown human excretement.

"Khao" from the beautiful urdu language, meaning Eat

Popular in local Pakistani poetry.
You think my face is haram? Well potty khao.
by dingoebingo December 15, 2009
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Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.
A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.
by DiscoDuckie August 1, 2011
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patty g

A sexy lad that fucks bitches in the bathroom and cafeterias.
Damn I'm pulling a Patty G and fucking my girl in the bathroom !
by DUHHMONEY December 24, 2016
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Pottyhead

Pottyhead is when you get your dick sucked in a porta potty.
Oh shit baby its a porta potty over ther please give me pottyhead
by Rstu November 29, 2017
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Pattywagon

A slang term to piss off an Irish man.
"Muh muh u pattywagon."

"Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home..."
by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017
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petty fight

When two or more people fight for a dumb reason.
Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
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Petty Crush

A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.

Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:

-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type

-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment

-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.

This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.

Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"

Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
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