Procreation

What happens when ejaculation and ovulation occur without the aid of masturbation.

Procreation makes the world go round. So do muffins and Jeep's.

by Rale August 19, 2008

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

Prochko

Someone who loves kinky sex on sleds.

"Man she sleds hella fast!"
"What a Prochko"

by Leon Felpes January 26, 2004

Procda

A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.

Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)

by Anon November 26, 2004

Procrastidrinking

The act of putting off work or other duties by engaging in the consumption of alcohol.

Nick "Have you gotten all of your homework done?"

Helmut "Nooo waay. I've been procrastidrinking. In fact, I think I may be procrastidrunk."

by Nick Cedar IV April 29, 2008

Procrastiblazing

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.

John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.

by B:ue February 4, 2010