couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 16, 2020

Potato Sacked

When you get teabaged by a person with gigantic testicles.

Holy shit! car accident?
No..got potato sacked...

by Diego the beast November 02, 2007

potato cannons

The plural form of potato cannon.

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"

by KP July 15, 2004

self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson March 04, 2016

House Potato

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

potatoes

gross vegetable giving to children that tastes like mushed up shit.

child: I don't wanna eat these potatoes!
parent: Com 'on, it's just like french fries!
child: really? (takes bite)
ewwww no its doesn't! this stuff is nasty!

by bublzrcool November 28, 2008