Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
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beat the pot

to make crack in a pot
"yo terry" jerome said "you tryna beat the pot wit me?"
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pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.
David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks
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pot-pen

When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen
Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.
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Crunk pot

Small pot or bowl used for consuming crunk/getting crunked up.
Pass me the crunk pot ya bich
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Pot Rot

When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.
"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"
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Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.
Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.
by Etrained November 21, 2021
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