Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009

Merry-and-Pippin syndrome

The phenomenon that, in a film adaptation of a book, certain characters are portrayed as a lot more stupid than they are in the book. Supposedly this is done to make the movie 'more entertaining', but it often annoys fans of the book.
The name is derived from Merry and Pippin, two characters in The Lord of the Rings who are a helluvalot more stupid in the film than they are in the books.

That Zaphod Beeblebrox is really suffering from the Merry-and-Pippin syndrome.

by Mr. British August 8, 2006

skin popping

sticking a needle into your skin

A lot of druggies like skin popping

by Isayah Sanjay February 7, 2008

popping beads

Having already stuffed a string of anal beads deep inside your rectul cavity. Someone who is popping beads is doing so with their expansive yet tight rectul muscle.

Roger and Steve were engaged in sexual escapades. These escapades invariably led to bead popping in that Steve had stuffed a string of black anal beads deep inside Roger. Roger was able to make each individual bead exit his rectul port using the method of popping beads.

by beef69 October 23, 2008

popping one off

The act of masturbation to orgasm.

After drinking coffee in the evening, I can't fall asleep easily without popping one off.

by Bluthuf November 9, 2013

sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

by eatyoda July 1, 2005

Finger popping your asshole

Take you're sweet time doing something.

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.

by The feminine product March 11, 2018