Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021

pleasing

a company that was created by harry styles. they sell nail polish, as well as beauty products and even merchandise! find your pleasing at pleasing.com :)

person 1: have you seen that harry styles created a company?
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024

Pleased

Expressing satisfaction

I'm pleased with my report card

by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022