pissappointed

(adj): the state of being both annoyed and let down by the failure of expectations to be met, as termed by writer Amanda Roth Morin.

I was pissappointed that the store didn't have the item after the clerk on the phone assured me it was in stock.

by MeetBrandon December 13, 2010

Pissability

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta take a piss

Guy 2: Dude, I think you have a really bad pissability

Guy 1: Shit, I thought I was over it months ago!

by ThatGuy1010101 August 13, 2011

piss pie

Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.

Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.

by 1 pink 2 stink August 28, 2013

Pissangulation

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.

Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 18, 2015

piss sip

Piss sip is the very end of a drink, usually a shitty frat beer but could be anything. Not a desirable last sip and usually warm. Most beers at end of a party have a little piss sip left.

"Dude are you gonna finish this beer?"
"Nah. It's just the piss sip that's left."

by Rebelledanewfa May 26, 2016

piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018