Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021

Pigeon

When a basketball sits on the back of the rim.

1. Dwayne Wade's layup turned into a pigeon.

2. The ball is stuck on the back of the rim. I believe we have us a pigeon Mr. Aristotle

by 717guysince89 May 12, 2016

Ibishu Pigeon Day

Ibishu Pigeon Day, celebrated on July 20, is a special occasion dedicated to honoring the beloved Ibishu Pigeon.

1. "Don't forget, today is Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
2. "Happy Ibishu Pigeon Day! How are you celebrating?"
3. "Guess what? It's Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
4. "Time to celebrate! It's Ibishu Pigeon Day!"
5. "Did you know? Today is Ibishu Pigeon Day!"

by Nobody yet July 19, 2024