petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy June 25, 2015

No Pussy Pete

The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.

"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"

by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete is a term used to describe exceptionally capable and competent person

Especially now that you are Mr. Pete

by tommiepreis November 10, 2021

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 10, 2021

Skunky Pete

Bring drunk and stoned at the same time.

Mate I'd been drinking pints all night then we lit a big fat doobie. I was a skunky Pete.

by Rjimbout January 28, 2019