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Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."
by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022
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Peckerhead

the dumbest redneck you'll ever meet
peckerhead is such a dumb redneck
by Peckeredneck November 4, 2010
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Pecker

The act of 'Pecking' A Pecker is a term to describe a type of Sleaze, a person who overly 'Pecks' or 'comes on to' girls in a subtle way, but that is usually obvious. Overly complimenting and acting nice to try and get sex off them.
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Girl: Do I buy a white or pink flesh tunnel to go in my ear ;p I actually don’t know what one to get!

Guy 'Pecker' : Get both! they'd both look great on you :) :) xxxx

Girl : haha yer i mite :L thanks x

Guy 'Pecker' : Np ^^ anything would look good on you :) :) xxxx

Guy 'Pecker' proceeds to like and comment on 'Girls' every status and picture

God man look at that guy pecking on her, he's such a Pecker!!
by VirusDude! February 22, 2011
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Peter Parker

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009
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peckermuncher

an AWESOME name to call chris!
"Chris you peckermuncher!"
by Frenchie, or Haley July 16, 2008
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Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.
Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
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Parker

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019
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