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penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
by deslumoprime March 24, 2024
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pink pennies

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.
by Penny boy June 30, 2016
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Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.
Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.
by MatzahBear July 15, 2025
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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
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CPK “Copper Penny Kid”

Someone who goes down to perform oral, and goes right for the butthole.
Denny V is a huge CPK, loves the taste of the copper penny. He is the original CPK “Copper Penny Kid”
by MC3WOOD September 21, 2020
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Pennies

by jeverton August 4, 2021
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