While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.
That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.
by caca_huates April 19, 2009
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"That douche just charged me 20 bucks for a single pack of mentos, and for some reason i accepted. What a rushabh parasnis."
by sausage a many June 2, 2014
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A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.
Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.
Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.
Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.
by JB42 December 27, 2011
Get the Parastalking mug.When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.
Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.
by coso lad February 25, 2014
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She is such a paris
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Get the Paris mug.A name that most people think is a girls name because they saw that one sex tape of Paris Hilton. Whilst before that the OG most famous Paris was the dude in ancient Greece who got the hottest chick in the world as his girl (Helen of troy) and started a war because of it.
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