shlosh pot

sket that gets juiced on the regs

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"

by leo4mini February 16, 2010

Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

Berger Pot

The different way of grilling.

A berger pot is an old toilet placed in a rotten garden or a scary backyard.

The special thing of that toilet pot is that it is used it as a grill.

Traditionally the Bergers shit out the fire in the pot after use it for grilling.

Oh shit, the Bergers next door are drunk and started barking around in their rotten garden.

They are grilling some kind of shit in their Berger Pot.

by Thomas Jeffson June 27, 2022

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017

pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014