Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

shoe sticker

Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.

Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.

by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021

Shoe monger

Some one who is obsessed with making shoes

What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger

by I. M July 28, 2021

shoe fiend

One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.

One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.

I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel

by ShoeFiend September 2, 2016

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016

Shoe Lace

It keeps your shoes tight like my heart
Sad and lonely

shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable

by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019