Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.

Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??

by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025

Mars

a well known red planet in our solar system. not yet inhabited by humans.

Did you hear whats happening on Mars right now?

by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022

Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.

Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

BBY Mars

This is a person who only plays fortnite and sleeps with their younger sisters at night.

7 Year old sister: Come here BBY Mars its time for my late night snack
BBY Mars: Bet.

by Guuf_y October 7, 2020

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

mar

mar is a weird big bitch who dated everybody and for everybody

y’all know mar? yeah he fucked coco gay ass .

by amourelol February 13, 2022