Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Granny

In winter, to blow your nose on the ground. Often while holding one nostril closed.
Double granny is to blow both side at once. (Used in Chicago since at least the 1970s)

Jim blew another granny in the snow. Gross but better then nose drip.

by api3 December 5, 2022

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 May 11, 2018

granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

whiteass granny

bílá bába

look at that whiteass granny

by Scampire April 8, 2023