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.50 Action Express

Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".
If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....
by Cthulhu November 27, 2003
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Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010
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50 facts about women

Noun.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...
by CrazyPeep February 18, 2005
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50 Dollar Rub Rub

A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.
Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.

Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017
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50 Cent/Curtis Jackson

The greatest rapper of all time. Because he is such a distinguished rapper, he has a large following of "haters." He has the best lyrics, rhymes, and beats. His massive talent also led to him becoming a businessman. The BEST OF ALL TIME.
Hater: Man, 50 sucks.
*other guy pops him in the fuckin head*
Black dude: Nah man, 50 is the greatest of all time! 50 Cent/Curtis Jackson fo life!
by The Greatest Mack of All March 28, 2009
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50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.
Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!
by G-Union December 18, 2003
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50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2
1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women
by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005
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