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Horse hair

When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail
See that girl over there she got some major horse hair
by Bobwallers January 8, 2015
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octo-horse

an 8-legged horse
a horse with 8 legs
I was camping last week and there was this horse. It was a white horse. I thought it was a normal horse. And then I saw that it had 8 legs. So papi say "THAT IS NOT A NORMAL HORSE! THAT IS A OCTO-HORSE!" And so I say "I want one."
by 666Pablo666 November 13, 2007
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Horse Puncher

One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.
Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.

or

Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.
by seaXcow September 18, 2012
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Compliment Horse

a figurative horse that gets patted for each compliment--but when the compliment repeats itself too much, the horse gets beaten
Dude! Stop telling me how cool Bruce Cambell is, you're beating his compliment horse to death.
by Kinko Vakowski January 14, 2006
mugGet the Compliment Horsemug.

porn horse

porn horse is a horse who is a rapist and he/she has sex with other animals and humans.
i was walking through the woods and out of the bushes came a porn horse to rape me.
by bang a horse October 16, 2008
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horse aids

1. noun. the worst kind of dirty, filth, or grime.

2. noun. cooties, but a hundred times worse. AIDS on steroids, but worse.

3. noun. a filthy person, likely to have horse aids...probably from having had sex with a horse that had aids.
1. There's no way that i'm using that public restroom, it disgusting, there's probably horse aids all over it.

2. Shit! Tony left horse aids on the phone, i'm not using it now.

3. See that sweaty guy over there with the greasy hair, dirty clothes, snots coming out of his nose, and filthy bare feet, eating a whopper and playing video games? His name is horse aids.
by xminusx June 11, 2008
mugGet the horse aidsmug.

Honey Horse

When you have anal sex with a girl and after ejaculating into her anus, you pull out and urinate all over her ass/back.
"Dude, last night I was with Chandra and I totally gave her the honey horse...piss everywhere!"
by PSU Kidd March 14, 2009
mugGet the Honey Horsemug.

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