Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn

I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision

by DarrenTanKJackso February 4, 2019

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baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012

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Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

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Flipping that corn

When one girl has sex with another girl to humiliate her

Damn, Jen be flipping that corn on her

by @orangetabby June 19, 2017

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corn hoe

Anyone who typically fucks people who live in rural areas

Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe

by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018

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Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011

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