i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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Grows his own vegetables

Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."

Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"
by Dirty mindz September 22, 2013
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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
by HerpDerp2020 December 05, 2011
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Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
by BigCee August 19, 2005
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i own you nig

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail
"i own you nig" told that rail
by bodie January 11, 2007
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i own you nig

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail
"i own you nig" told that rail
by bodie January 11, 2007
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