matoo and mar

Perfect couple

Omg matoo and mar are so cute together

by booYousuck October 14, 2022

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 22, 2021

Mar-A-Lockup

House arrest for the wealthy and well connected.

Yeah, time in Mar-A-Lockup might keep him out of jail, but once he's tried and convicted there's a nice gray cell waiting for his traitorous ass.

by dissedurban March 24, 2023

Mars

they are the most beatiful person ever, a blast to be around and queer as fuck. They are very special if you have a mars in your life never let them go

Look at Mars, theyre so hot

by jay the faggot November 20, 2021

Mars

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that

Mars has a fat ass

by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022