sissy seat

The middle seat for the backseat passenger that no one wants to sit in was referred to aff I’m sorry,sectionals as the “sissy seat”. Whenever we would take a trip back in the 60s and 70s everyone wanted a window seat. Usually, three people could sit in backseat. Everyone would claim a window and the one who did not set in the “sissy seat”.

“I’m sitting by the window, I’m not sitting in the sissy seat.“

by PC@MMYFC March 17, 2024

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

polka dot seat belt

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.

I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

by Polka dotter December 2, 2013

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

by Kelvie September 25, 2020

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007