sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 11, 2022

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

short quarters

A very short person with a horrible attitude

Where is that “short quarters” man?

by Funky007 April 22, 2018

Shorts Caca

A "shorts caca" is a pair of shorts that was stained with shit. People who stain their shorts with poop are often clochos.

- Just wear these green shorts.
- THESE ? No way, they're Shahyne's shorts caca !!

by Frenshy BLK April 7, 2020

Pink Shorts

A teenage boy at the beach who simps for muscular dudes

You'll likely find him where a football is being thrown around, he might ask you to flex for him.

Pink Shorts: Come to the vineyard with me, we'll eat finger sandwiches...

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 30, 2023

Short up

People who say sAusage!

“Hey can I get a pound of a sAusage!”

That guy must be a short up!

by No-0ne-actually October 12, 2020