School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.

Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.

by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016

school

S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives

"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"

by lolubot October 25, 2019

school

a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth

teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell

by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022

School

A place you can call "Prison" because basically they're both the same exact thing.

"Mom, do I have to go to prison today?"
"Do you mean school?"
"No, I mean prison."

by ches bergar September 18, 2016

School

The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.

I'm going to school

by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016

School

A place you go to for education for at least 9 years. The teachers suck. The people suck. Last lunch sucks ( because food and living). The work sucks. And the curriculum sucks. Once you leave the h-e- l-l hold you will than work for the rest of your life, or be completely useless.

Jim: School is so stupid I want to kill myself.
Ronald: The teachers suck!

by ToughPup April 20, 2018

school

S= seven
C=crappy
H=hours five days a week for 18 years

O=of
O=our
L=lives

? why, school?

by x&o's February 27, 2017