So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
by Freemont04 August 31, 2013
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Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
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