uncharted noob

a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history

That uncharted noob guy is such a retard

by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023

no u noob

when you haveno better insults

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died

by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

Noob roc

Used to describe a person who is unskilled and noob as same as roc.

You are as noob as noob roc

by bird666 April 29, 2021

Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler

"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

Sex Noob

When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;

Bobs a sex noob he tried to stick his dick in my eye!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015