muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks August 06, 2008

Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Muff Giggle

A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.

Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?

by texas_lexus August 23, 2011

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 02, 2010

nose muff

Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female

"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "

by K o F September 29, 2019

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 06, 2021

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 08, 2017