Noonie Mouse

Is a Rodent Species, most commonly the white-footed mouse (Peromyscus leucopus) commonly found in Canada, England and South Africa among other countries. These rodents migrates from one region to another and is known to carry a disease called SocioEconomicoDisruptus(SED)- Level 3. This disease is not generally passed from rodent to human in the infested region, however has been. SED-Level 3 is known to strongly produce a human-like behavior known as Sociopathic Dysfunction. Some Symptoms of this human-like behavior are as follows.
Superficial charm
Apparent lack of remorse or empathy; inability to care about hurting natives
Narcissism, elevated self-appraisal or a sense of extreme entitlement
Tendency to violate the boundaries and "rights" of others
Disruptive and Aggressive, sometimes violent behavior; prone to causing fights
Rodents with SEDof antisocial personality disorder often experience difficulties with authority figures.
The Noonie Mouse is now reported to infest Countries like the Cayman Islands and many other regions where 'Pest Control' is minimal.
by Acero April 18, 2009
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wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.
Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.
by Angel Love December 5, 2007
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Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering
Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!
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mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.
ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?
by Robert Parker December 24, 2003
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Mickey Mouse Change

Small amount of money. Usually, used in gambling or investing.
Guy, pour some real dollars into this stock pick, not this mickey mouse change.
by gtmeredith February 20, 2011
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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Kaos mickey mouse

A salong from the infamous town of Eslöv in southern Sweden
by Eslöv4ever July 20, 2023
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