Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022

Flabby Monke

One of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of ending the lives of millions by lifting a single finger. An unstoppable force.

We’re doomed, it’s flabby monke

by Factual Guy July 03, 2021

porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 06, 2023

matilda monk

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!

That must be a Matilda Monk!
Why?
Because she is so beautiful

by Awsomenes.s June 26, 2017

Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024

roblox monke game

Monke game is a roblox game

I love monke game! -From me

ROBLOX GROUP CHAT:
mdasantos: hey do you play monke game?

dania8474: no but sounds fun!

mdasantos: join me! Roblox monke game is a roblox game you try to live as a human but if u step in a puddle you become a monke and you hit monkes to win money if monke win you you are now monke

by help I’m trapped in a univsers December 30, 2021