mole face

a person with a gigantic mole on their face.

hey dude whats hap-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!
mole person: whats what?
THAT THAT THING! *covers eyes* ITS LIKE A GROWTH OR SOMETHING!
moleperson: what my beauty spot?
DUDE I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG SHAT ON YOUR FACE!
molepersons mother: MOLE FACE! DINNERS READY!

by dahgm October 12, 2008

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.

I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009

mole puppet

A 'sock-puppet' on a message board that is not very active and remains low profile over many months. At a key moment on a debate, this 'mole' can be deployed to support the puppet master's argument without arousing any suspicion. They have a history that doesn't support any.

When Sidhe returned to the dirtybutrational.org website and was suddenly supported by other members, none of his detractors suspected any were a 'mole puppet.' He had established several way back, and used them sparingly to reply on various threads.

by Recursive Prophet August 30, 2011

moldy hamburger

fucking older womens' ass. Especially saggy ass.

i like to do some moldyhamburger action on that bitch

by pimpofconcity March 31, 2005

molebomb

A High explosive -throw in a Hole Bomb-. Very dangerous. Much stronger than a good old Banana-Bomb. Also Known as the Worm Nightmare. this bomb is very rar at the Battlefield.

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by Brati March 26, 2005

meledwarding

Meledwarding is the process of blocking toilet facilities provided for members of the opposite sex with a large elongated deposit from the anus, whilst simultaneously sleeping with facially unblessed chavs in the workplace.

Commonly affects the Welsh and those from "deprived" areas.

She was meledwarding so much the toilets were out of action for five days.

by Mel Edwards June 19, 2008

Mole's Law

Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.

Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?

Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.

George - Mole's Law states that you can fro

Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off

by salgoud nosretep April 21, 2009