MMU

An educational establishment of approximately 32,000 students, of whom aproximately 32 actually have a chance of obtaining a degree at the end of their course due to ridiculously low entrance requirements/attendance figures, and the filthy *insert sub group here* emos/chavs/druggies/indie kids/and a-level dropouts that populate this utterly shite institution

A conversation involving a normal person who did not attend MMU vs A more discerning MMU student conscious of the social stigma attached to having attended or attending such a university

Normal Person: So you went to university?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I studied *Crap Degree Title*
Normal Person: Where did you study?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: I went to uni in Manchester
Normal Person: You went to Manchester University?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I went to University in Manchester
Normal Person: THEE University of Manchester?
Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes the Manchester *mumbles* met *end mumble* University.
*Spits AIDS at Normal Person to avoid revealing truth*

by TheTruthRevealer February 26, 2009

mmm

also 'hmm' or 'mm'.

The perennial 'nothing' phrase, a favourite of 'angsty', 'brooding' types. Developed for situations when one is too lazy to express feeling on the subject matter being discussed. Almost always followed by three dots to give the impression that the user does have something to say, after all, but is too preoccupied with deep thoughts of meaningfulness to do so.

We all use 'mmm' more than we probably should, because the sum total of its meanings is nothing. Mmm...

1) Catch-cry of the unopinionated.
2) Yes.
3) No.
4) Maybe; depends; undecided.

1) (In response to anything) Mmm...
2) Mmm...
3) Mmm...
4) Mmmmmmmmm...

by Asek February 5, 2007

MMM MMM MMM

A sound made by the Popeye's lady for her famous fried butterfly shrimp commercial, but it can also be used in terms of horny pickup lines, especially if you have the main course and some dessert to go with it.

"Mmmm mmm mmm, you are so tasty, I bet you are as good as the dessert will be."

by Sexual Food Noises June 17, 2020

MMMMMMMMMM

the sound a microwave makes

microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
gen z: haha funy micowave

by Californian Man January 23, 2021

YEAH MMM

Say this when something is EXTREMELY good, but must be said in an extremely loud and gravely voice, usually resulting in a sore throat.

Origin: Leon Fury & Brian Walker

Me: Yo, Leon, that new remix is rocking, isn't it?
Leon: YEAH MMM

by Molly Lovett June 11, 2008

COCK MMM

I LIKE CHICKEN AND ASSHOLE AND SUCLING INSIDE MMMMM AHHH UHHHHHH UHUH BABBYUU YAHHH UHHHHHHH YAH UGH BABY AND FUCKING COCK.

COCK COCK COCK COCK MMMMM UJHHHHH AHHH UHHUH UHUHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHH UHJJJJJJYAHHHH BABY WOOHOO

by KawaiiPotatoGirlllBOI September 23, 2018

Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.

Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

by Akhi October 25, 2020