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Jace the Mind Sculptor 

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

jedi mind flipping

taking shrooms, acid, and molly or thiz at the same time. basically it is the perfect combination of drugs to get you fucked up beyond imagination.
"dude, what happened to mac? he's raping a fire hydrant."

"he's jedi mind flipping bro, he's beyond fucked."

Legend in his own mind 

An individual who experiences grandiosity, with probable undertones of liberal to severe narcissism. Someone who thinks that they hold an immense amount of clout in the world when in reality they hold very little, or likely, none.
Don: I'm telling you man, when I got down on the scene everybody knew who I was. Shit I got the hookup for everything and anything.

Phil: Wow, there goes Don talking shit again. He don't know shit about shit. That dude is a legend in his own mind.

Toxic mind 

Someone with pure evil thoughts with no kindness at all!
Mike has a toxic mind full of cruelty and evil!
Toxic mind by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018

workplace monkey mind 

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.
Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!

Blow Your Mouth's Mind 

That feeling when you eat something so amazing and desquishious that your tastebuds can't comprehend what's happening. Mind blown… but in your mouth. The act of your mouth exploding after a bite of My/Mochi Ice Cream.
Ice cream is cool and all…but there’s just something about chewing your ice cream that can Blow Your Mouth's Mind.