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Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
by Ssnott August 29, 2016
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Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.
My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.
by Graveyarder September 25, 2017
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Midnight

A Story made by Aphmau in SkyDoesMinecrafts "Do Not Laugh"
"Midnight 4 The Q-tip Wolf tribe
by ShadowKillah94YT August 7, 2018
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midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.
I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.
by maxx17 August 30, 2019
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Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit
"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"
by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020
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midwife

A wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother.
Origin of midwife.

POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.

"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."
by temo.def April 26, 2023
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Two Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night
by confused cajun man February 3, 2021
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