When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
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Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
by Timfree January 19, 2023
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
by Brokeback Blackburn April 27, 2015
When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
by SneakerP November 24, 2021
Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.
I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
by Grijn March 17, 2019