when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
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Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
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Messyourself is a British-Indian YouTuber who is known for his reaction videos and gaming videos. People say he was the best in the mid 2010s. However, he has not posted a video since April 2022, so all I do is watch the videos he made before that. My favorite messyourself videos are probably the what would you do ones, the would you rather ones, and the what could go wrong ones. He has a tendency of saying the British curse word “bloody” equivalent to “damn/fuxking” which has caused me to be an addict to the word. He also has other channels which are SpookyWooky (scary stories/games channel) MessYourself Gaming (self explanatory) MessYourself Animations (same as last one) British Brandon (vlog channel) and I forgot to mention that he now has a girlfriend which I have seen in his there are 2 types of people in this world video and in the struggles only girls understand video.
MessYourself when encountering a religious question in a Would You Rather video: Now do I wanna do a section on religion?/Is this a religious question? I think it is! *puts a 🚫 on him with a cancel sound effect*
Other quotes:
Would you rather suck 1 titty (watermelon) or suck 2 titties? (2 watermelons)? (At the beginning of his first WYR video)
BANANA-
Does it look like I wanna die? *screen turns black and white* Yes it does.
Hello everyone, how is everyone doing? It is messyourself here and today, we are gonna be…..
What the shit?
Buh-bye.
Other quotes:
Would you rather suck 1 titty (watermelon) or suck 2 titties? (2 watermelons)? (At the beginning of his first WYR video)
BANANA-
Does it look like I wanna die? *screen turns black and white* Yes it does.
Hello everyone, how is everyone doing? It is messyourself here and today, we are gonna be…..
What the shit?
Buh-bye.
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