The Melting T-Shirt

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.

I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!

by Mystery27391 March 11, 2009

Mexting

Making up by text.

By mexting: "So babe, why are you so mad at me? 'Tell' me what I might have done so we can 'talk' about it."

by Cigar Dave August 25, 2011

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

meetingpalooza

back to back meetings all day

I can't meet with you then as tomorrow is a meetingpalooza day.

by Lisa Hart May 22, 2008

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

Melting Marshmallows

To Ejaculate

She Pleasured Me So Much That Before I Knew It, I Was Melting Marshmallows All Over Her.

by MrIanBear1001 December 2, 2010

Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.

I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011