THE MEAL

The Meal is a pornographic gif of a homosexual black man shitting and cumming simultaneously.

Person 1: I'm gonna send THE MEAL to my mom

Person 2: that's hot

by LoliBOSS July 29, 2022

A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017

sparky meal

A sparky meal is a meal made by a princess baby girl together with her prince.

I feel like eating a super delicious meal, I feel like eating a sparky meal

by Rspacedwn September 7, 2017

Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal

Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal

by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Kaitlin Collins meal

the act of having a specific man cumming inside a Dorito bag a few hours before someone eats it.

oh damn it seems someone made me a Kaitlin Collins meal!

by Iyahxsisive November 5, 2020

full course meal

when you look at brandon arreaga you suddenly get a week worth of meals.
basically he feeds you with his good looks.

Have you seen Brandon Arreaga?? My mans looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018