Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023

Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

your mums kes

A new language that addies invented that expresses how she feels when on drugs

"Did you hear about your mums kes ?. Yes I heard its addies chosen language when she's on drugs"

by Anya Hunnii kass February 22, 2023

ur mum gay

a stupid insult made by dumb 11y/o boys

kid 1: u cant use my crans
kid 2: uh- well...uR MuM gAy
kid 1: ugh, ur so annoying -_-

by _.dido_. July 21, 2020

Suck your mum

A term used by the poorly educated underclass of Britain to cause offense, although its difficult to imagine quite which part of 'your mum' you're supposed to 'suck'.

Oi! What you chattin shit about? Go suck your mum!

by Nanna_MoOn September 27, 2008