Mommy Shoms

a version of shoms that is absolute mommy material. everytime u see her ur pants turn white

omg its mommy shoms,why is my pp sticky all of a sudden?

by owaphikku-kun April 09, 2022

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 11, 2024

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

by Puva August 18, 2024

A Nice Mommy

Mother I’d Like to Fuck

Ski lift operator said to his friend “That’s a nice mommy..” as a hot blonde mom boarded.

by Catch me if you Can February 15, 2023

Mommy maker

Penis. Raw dogging. Phallus. The organ used to start the baby making process. Member. Cock.

I think Julie wore out my Mommy maker on our honeymoon- baby is on the way!

by Sparty911 August 12, 2022

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

by Diceberg May 21, 2022