Mexican Standoff

It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.

There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.

by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007

Mexican Time

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.

Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...

by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

Mexican Typhoon

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus

"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"

by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010

Mexican Sunburn

When ones anus feels to be on fire after taking a crap.

"Dude, I just had the worst mexican sunburn!"

by mejubebe September 23, 2009

mexican mathematician

a mexican that knows algebra

Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009

Mexican Buck Shot

The fecal spatter which remains in the toilet above the water line even after flushing. This usually occurs after consuming cheap Mexican food.

Brian must have had Taco Bell last night. The toilet is loaded with Mexican Buck Shot.

by Still House Stevie December 8, 2010

Mexican Coke

Mexican Coke is the original coke formula, made with sugar cane and not corn syrup. there for older people tend to worship this as it is what they grew up drinking.

The story of how Mexican Coke was coined,

Coke: were going to switch to corn syrup

Mexico: yo, fuck that holmes

by dabgnorts April 15, 2009